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- [Gaga’s] hands are strategically placed under the horned heads. Immediately after, a fire ignites the room.
On each side of the bed are gazelle heads, who symbolically refer to Baphomet, the horned idol of Western occultism.
Gaga then makes her trademark “Eye in the triangle” hand gesture after her initiation to make it clear who owns her now…the Illuminati.
These articles are a laugh a minute.
It all makes sense now! Illuminati + record industry + Jews + Satan worship + prostitution = Lady Gaga. This site is unintentional comic genius.
A horse walks into a bar where Walt Whitman and Ezra Pound are drinking.
BARTENDER (to horse): Why the long face?
WHITMAN (to everyone): I, too, am a horse.
POUND (to Whitman): Shut the fuck up.
![You are not your movie-inspired beauty products.
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Buy This: Genuine unofficial Fight Club soap from Etsy seller Dirty Ass Soaps.
Peppermint scented!
The twist is that Dirty Ass Soaps specializes in vegan soaps, whereas Fight Club’s Paper Street Soap Company specializes in selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
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You are not your movie-inspired beauty products.
Buy This: Genuine unofficial Fight Club soap from Etsy seller Dirty Ass Soaps.
Peppermint scented!
The twist is that Dirty Ass Soaps specializes in vegan soaps, whereas Fight Club’s Paper Street Soap Company specializes in selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
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GPOYPS “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
Blue line, Oak Park, Illinois
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